Halo Shock!

Contrary to past records, paintings have been unearthed of Jesus Christ depicting him with a glowing halo of cheese, and not just an unearthly glow. Test are being carried out to find out how old the paintings are to validate a claim they were painted before cheese was well known. It could well prove that the churned cows milk was infact, the food of the gods and not ambrosia as first thought, and Christ was just proving a point that sometimes, people get it just so wrong.

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